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NO SEX PLEASE WE'RE BRITISH (2016)
Written By Anthony Marriott & Alistair Foot
Directed By Linda Lawson
Synopsis:
Peter and Frances Howard, just married, young and attractive, the former with a good job in a bank, with a nice flat above it, could reasonably expect to look forward to a calm, peaceful, happy start to their life together. Owing to an unfortunate mistake by Frances, they find themselves inundated with pornographic material from the “Scandinavian Import Co”,first dirty postcards, then films and books etc.
Peter’s elegant, snobbish mother Eleanor, and prim respectable cashier of Peter’s bank, Brian, all become inextricably entangled in the events that follow, brought to a head by the arrival of two very pretty girls from the same company, to provide their “special services”.



CAST
Peter Hunter
Francis Hunter
Eleanor Hunter
Brian Runnicles
Leslie Bromhead
Superintendant Paul
Mr Needam
Susan
Barbara
Delivery Man
PRODUCTION TEAM
Director
Production Manager
Stage Manager
Sound Designer
Sound Operator
Costumes
Set Designer
Set Construction
Props
Backstage Crew
Front of House Mangers
Poster Design
Programme Design
Publicity
Andrew Smith
Rebekah King
Bronwyn Calvett
Max Rayner
Stephen Popowski
Grant Blackwood
Jeff Penter
Jessica McGaffin
Kirsty Lawson
Stephen Popowski
Linda Lawson
Myles Leon
Myles Leon
Myles Leon
Daniel King
Vi Rowe
Alexandra Jones
Cherylene O'Brien
Myles Leon
Linda Lawson, Kirsty Lawson, Rebekah King,
Daniel King, Jeff Penter, Grant Blackwood
Vi Rowe
Manuela Steer, Wendy Williams, Genna Hudson
Tania Corr
Linda Lawson
Myles Leon
Myles Leon
Myles Leon

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