NO SEX PLEASE WE'RE BRITISH
Written By Anthony Marriott & Alistair Foot
Directed By Linda Lawson
Peter and Frances Howard, just married, young and attractive, the former with a good job in a bank, with a nice flat above it, could reasonably expect to look forward to a calm, peaceful, happy start to their life together. Owing to an unfortunate mistake by Frances, they find themselves inundated with pornographic material from the “Scandinavian Import Co”,first dirty postcards, then films and books etc.
Peter’s elegant, snobbish mother Eleanor, and prim respectable cashier of Peter’s bank, Brian, all become inextricably entangled in the events that follow, brought to a head by the arrival of two very pretty girls from the same company, to provide their “special services”.