NO SEX PLEASE WE'RE BRITISH
                                                                  Written By Anthony Marriott & Alistair Foot
                                                                             Directed By Linda Lawson
Synopsis:

Peter and Frances Howard, just married, young and attractive, the former with a good job in a bank, with a nice flat above it, could reasonably expect to look forward to a calm, peaceful, happy start to their life together. Owing to an unfortunate mistake by Frances, they find themselves inundated with pornographic material from the “Scandinavian Import Co”,first dirty postcards, then films and books etc.

 

Peter’s elegant, snobbish mother Eleanor, and prim respectable cashier of Peter’s bank, Brian, all become inextricably entangled in the events that follow, brought to a head by the arrival of two very pretty girls from the same company, to provide their “special services”.

 

CAST

Peter Hunter

Francis Hunter

Eleanor Hunter

Brian Runnicles

Leslie Bromhead

Superintendant Paul

Mr Needam

Susan

Barbara

Delivery Man

PRODUCTION TEAM

Director

Production Manager

Stage Manager

Sound Designer

Sound Operator

Costumes

Set Designer

Set Construction

Props

Backstage Crew

Front of House Mangers

Poster Design

Programme Design

Publicity

 

Andrew Smith

Rebekah King

Bronwyn Calvett

Max Rayner

Stephen Popowski

Grant Blackwood

Jeff Penter

Jessica McGaffin

Kirsty Lawson

Stephen Popowski

Linda Lawson

Myles Leon

Myles Leon

Myles Leon

Daniel King

Vi Rowe

Alexandra Jones

Cherylene O'Brien

Myles Leon

Linda Lawson, Kirsty Lawson, Rebekah King,

Daniel King, Jeff Penter, Grant Blackwood

Vi Rowe

Manuela Steer, Wendy Williams, Genna Hudson

Tania Corr

Linda Lawson

Myles Leon

Myles Leon

Myles Leon